My favorite online gossip columnist, Ted Casablanca, reports that George and Laura are headed towards splitsville. Yup, things are not so swell in the White House. Laura can no longer fake it. Maybe she’s had enough of Bush boozing and canoodling Condi. Maybe she wants a man who can use two syllable words without butchering them. Or maybe she wants someone who can actually pronounce the word “nuclear” which is NOT pronounced nuk-u-lar.
They’re probably going to make it work just a tad bit longer just until Bush is out of the White House. Then George will head to Crawford and Laura to the big mansion she’s building in Dallas. My guess is that by June 2009, within 6 months after Bush leaves the White House, Laura will file for divorce.
This makes me sad for the institution of marriage. I mean if George and Laura can’t make it work, what hope is there for the rest of us?