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Madonna and Friends and LA Traffic

Posted in Entertainment, Gossip, Hollywood, Life, tagged , , , , , , , on November 7, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Thursday night I made my first trip ever to the Dodger Stadium. I can’t believe that after 18 years of living in LA, my first trip to Dodger Stadium wasn’t for a baseball game but for my idol, Madonna. My love for Madonna is the only reason I didn’t explode in road rage or turn back the car and head back home. Traffic to Dodger Stadium was the most horrendous traffic I have ever dealt with. Under normal circumstances, the trip between my apartment in Hollywood and Dodger Stadium would have taken about 15 minutes. The concert was supposed to start at 7:30, so I figured if I leave my house at 7:30 I’ll get to there by 8:30 (with traffic) and get there after the opening act but before Madonna gets on stage. (more…)

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Letter to George Clooney

Posted in Dating, Entertainment, Gossip, Hollywood, Politics, tagged , , , , on May 28, 2008 | 3 Comments »

Dear George,

I’m sorry to hear that you and Sarah broke up. I really am. But part of me is happy about this. Because now, you have a chance to date me. Why? Well, here’s why…

  1. I’m smart, really really smart.
  2. Gorgeous. You’ll have to see for yourself to believe me.
  3. Have no interest in acting, so you don’t have to worry about my career overshadowing yours.
  4. I’m really into politics and I know what I’m talking about. I know you’re into that and you know what you’re talking about.
  5. I have never competed in a reality show or swallowed a scorpion. (more…)

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Jenna Bush Got Married… to the Nice Republican Boy, not the Latin Lover from Argentina

Posted in Current Events, Gossip, Politics, Republicans, tagged , , , , , , , , on May 11, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

When I first found out that Jenna Bush was getting married, when it was first announced in August 2007, I thought for sure she was pregnant. But I was wrong. I hate when I’m wrong. I was actually surprised when I found out she was getting married. It all feels like an orchestrated image makeover for the wild-child Jenna. After years of getting negative publicity, for things like underage drinking and dancing on tables, it was time for a makeover. As part of the image makeover, Jenna signed up for UNICEF, traveled to South America, found some time to teach elementary school, and wrote a children’s book about HIV. It’s like the Bush clan decided to give her the Stepford-Wife makeover. The same one Laura Welch Bush got, to cover for her teenage shenanigans. (more…)

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Looking for ‘Affectionate, Ultra-Feminine, and Attractive’…

Posted in Dating, Entertainment, Gossip, Hollywood, Life, Music, tagged , , , , , , , , on March 10, 2008 | 4 Comments »

Today’s Chemistry match is a real winner. The guy is looking for “an affectionate, ultra-feminine, and attractive woman who’s in great shape and committed to staying that way.” He goes on to mention that he looks 30 years old or younger and prefers someone who looks this young as well. He’s describes himself as affectionate and encouraging type of person and goes on to say, “I love to bring out the best in a woman and to be there for her to give her all the encouragement and support she can use to be all that she longs to be.”

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The Gentrification of Hollywood

Posted in Gentrification, Gossip, Hollywood, Life, tagged , , , , , , on March 5, 2008 | 3 Comments »

I moved to Hollywood about 6 years ago. I’ve lived in LA most of my life and up until recently Hollywood was a kind of a shady part of LA. There were no celebs, no paparazzi, no lines at the bars/clubs, no cover (or at most $5). And valet did not exist. The most expensive parking in the neighborhood was $5. That’s it. Well, things have changed a lot. (more…)

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Kate Hudson Still Looks Pregnant and Isn’t Trying to Stop the Rumors

Posted in Entertainment, Gossip, Hollywood, tagged , , , , , , on February 19, 2008 | 3 Comments »

And here’s another edition of “Kate Hudson Pregnancy Watch.” Miss Hudson continues to wear baggy clothes which make her look A) Pregnant, B) Really Pregnant C) Really Really Pregnant. (more…)

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Who’s Kate Hudson’s Baby Daddy?

Posted in Entertainment, Gossip, Hollywood, tagged , , , , , , , on February 7, 2008 | 7 Comments »

I really like Kate Hudson. If she is in fact pregnant, which I suspect she is, then I’d like to congratulate her on this happy occasion. But, you gotta wonder who the baby daddy is. Currently, she appears to be single. So here are the “baby daddy” contenders:

  1. Chris Robinson – Apparently, they’re still friends. Perhaps, they’re friends with benefits. And if Kate wants a little brother or sister for little Ryder, this would be a great choice. (more…)

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Hollywood Baby Watch… Is Kate Hudson Pregnant?

Posted in Entertainment, Gossip, Hollywood, tagged , , , , , on February 3, 2008 | 3 Comments »

I don’t know why I care about this stuff, but entertainment gossip gives me a nice break from politics. So there’s a picture of miss Kate Hudson in a blue dress, from the premier of Fool’s Gold, and she definitely looks pregnant. If that’s the case, who’s the baby daddy? I think it would sell a lot more tickets if Matthew McConaughey was the sperminator. And since Angelina is stealing all the baby-news attention, I think this one might have slipped through the cracks. So here’s a recent picture of Kate Hudson looking pregnant. You be the judge. (more…)

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George and Laura headed for divorce?

Posted in Gossip, Politics, tagged , , , , on January 22, 2008 | 14 Comments »

My favorite online gossip columnist, Ted Casablanca, reports that George and Laura are headed towards splitsville. Yup, things are not so swell in the White House. Laura can no longer fake it. Maybe she’s had enough of Bush boozing and canoodling Condi. Maybe she wants a man who can use two syllable words without butchering them. Or maybe she wants someone who can actually pronounce the word “nuclear” which is NOT pronounced nuk-u-lar. (more…)

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Jamie Lynn Dumped by Baby Daddy

Posted in Entertainment, Gossip, Politics, tagged , , , , , , , , , on January 18, 2008 | 1 Comment »

I hear that Casey Aldridge has dumped Jamie Lynn. Apparently, he’s having doubts about his paternity. As I mentioned before, there is a rumor going around that some Nickelodeon executive is the real father of Jamie Lynn’s baby and Casey Aldridge is being paid to be the fall guy.

I just love when some bible-thumping, Bush-loving, trailer park folks get into this kind of mess. I just LOVE that some people/churches/communities preach abstinence, condemn abortion, but have a problem with sex education. At least in the case of Jamie Lynn Spears, she can afford to raise this baby. But millions of teens who do get pregnant end up bringing kids into this world without the financial or emotional means to raise a child. Meanwhile, millions of tweens are watching adorable Jamie Lynn on Zoey 101 and getting a life lesson on unprotected sex. Hopefully, it’ll be a warning sign for “what not to do.” But more than likely, in our celeb-obsessed society, many kids are watching this story unfold and thinking, “if she can do it so can I.”

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