Dear George,
I’m sorry to hear that you and Sarah broke up. I really am. But part of me is happy about this. Because now, you have a chance to date me. Why? Well, here’s why…
- I’m smart, really really smart.
- Gorgeous. You’ll have to see for yourself to believe me.
- Have no interest in acting, so you don’t have to worry about my career overshadowing yours.
- I’m really into politics and I know what I’m talking about. I know you’re into that and you know what you’re talking about.
- I have never competed in a reality show or swallowed a scorpion. (more…)